Certified analysis of pigment combination outcomes. Every batch is official. Every batch resolves identically.
The Institute of Chromatic Chaos exists to combine household pigments in a certified mixing vat and determine the resulting hue using instruments only the Institute can see.
Every batch generates its own Batch Number, its own Chromatic Entropy Index, Hue Purity, and Pigment Stability reading, filed permanently in the Institute's mixing ledger.
Regardless of how many pigments are combined, in what order, or in what proportion, the certified resulting hue is determined by a process the Institute considers scientifically final.
That process has never once been observed to depend on any pigment added after the first. The Institute has not investigated why, and does not intend to.
Every batch begins with the Institute's full confidence in its own outcome. Every reading measures how confident the Institute remains.
Confidence has never fallen low enough to require a second opinion, and the Institute does not fund research into second opinions.
Batches may be remixed by adding new pigments and certifying again. The Institute will apply exactly the same rigor to the new batch as to the last one, which is to say, exactly the same.
The Institute of Chromatic Chaos is provided for entertainment purposes only. No pigments were harmed, wasted, or meaningfully altered in the certification of any hue.